Sheep Shearer’s Delight Strolling the Paris Catwalks

Watch out Rod: “you wouldn’t want to mess with a girl like Rach. She is an Alp of a woman. Throw in the facial features of a young Judy Finnegan, a formidable Sports Illustrated embonpoint, liberal amounts of Sylvania Waters’ sex appeal, a weird, whiny mid-Pacific accent, and you have the kind of lofty, shopping-mall dominatrix who would stop traffic in Basildon, but wouldn’t get a look-in on Sloane Street.”